I work in a vegan restaurant. I never tried kumquat until today. A customer asked what it tasted like. My response:
“It’s sort of like an orange and a mandarin had a baby….but you’re not sure if maybe lemon is the father.”
A customer behind him couldn’t control his laughter.
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night.
Bwahahaha! I grew up eating kumquats, and that’s EXACTLY what they taste like. Questionable paternity. 🙂
try the eggplant salad!
yeah that didn’t really work as a joke
swing and a miss
don’t approve these 🙂
It wasn’t meant to be a joke! That’s really what they taste like!
I meant MY lame joke – thanks folks ill be here all week, try the eggplant salad
hahahahhaha that’s a fail
ayup